gogogadgetearl

Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives. [0 comments]

he likes to give me a defiant look before he does what i tell him to.  -liz [0 comments]

If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid. [0 comments]

You know those motivational posters you've been seeing around?  Well let me tell you something, if a pretty poster with a cute saying is all it takes to get you motivated, then you have an easy job...the kind of job that robots could be doing soon. [0 comments]

Some minds are like concrete: thoroughly mixed up and permanently set. [0 comments]

in the military, everything is black or white...there is no grey matter.  -earl [1 comment]

i reject your reality, and substitute my own.  -adam savage [0 comments]

History is a set of lies agreed upon.  -Napoleon Bonaparte [0 comments]

roses are #FF0000
violets are #0000FF
all of my base
are belong to you [0 comments]

"THE ZONE"  A mythical land where ones mind resides in times of extreme thought...a place where your work (or play) engulfs your entire mind in its power...where your soul compels you to complete the task @ hand even if it kills you...where your body becomes numb to all forms of outward stimuli...where you derive pleasure from succeeding where you previously failed...where time seems to stand still and has no relevance to the task @ hand...where your mind no longer communicates in words but instead in code...having the power to suppress pain and hunger leaving you in a Zen state...where the keyboard is an extension of your body and you are one with it...where its inhabitants can live off of potato chips and Dew' for days...where sleep is forbidden and punishable by death or even worse, failure.....
I often find myself in this magical place from time to time and I have found it to reflect healing powers.  While in this land of wonder I type faster and code better than I would ever be able to while cut off from its glory.  If you come across me and I appear to be in this happy place, please refrain from bringing me back to reality! (At-least if I'm doing work that is.)  -General Retard [0 comments]

life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely and in an orderly fashion; but rather to arrive skidding in sideways, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO!! what a ride!!"  -earl [0 comments]

earl: "dude, if microsoft, george lucas, and disney all joined forces, they could take over the world..."
luke: "...and make you wait for it." [0 comments]

i like to live dangerously: i cook bacon naked.  -earl [1 comment]

never argue with an idiot.  they'll pull you down to their level and then beat you with experience. [0 comments]

you're the most retardedest person i know.  -she prefers to remain anonymus [1 comment]

'political correctness' means always having to say you're sorry... [0 comments]

If a synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the other synchronized swimmers have to drown too?  -David Parker [2 comments]

And i also state the obvious a lot.  -jailbait [0 comments]

Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.  -Kristian Wilson, Nintendo Inc. - 1989 [2 comments]

zwinger!?  i hardly knew her!!  -matt andress [0 comments]

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