gogogadgetearl

2006.05.23

• ok, you guys might think i'm weird or disgusting after this, but hear me out.  what i say here just might change your sunday afternoon dumps forever.
  
  i might not have the cleanest floor in my bedroom, nor the cleanest house [for that matter], but when it comes to personal hygene, i'm a freak for cleanliness.  whenever i cook dinner and touch anything that leaves a residue [syrup, grease,...etc], i HAVE to wash my hands before i touch anything else -- it's like my subconscious takes over and forces me.
  
  so, when it comes to taking a dump, i can't stand to wipe and wipe and wipe and wipe...and not really get 100% clean.  when i heard about flushable moist wipes, i was intrigued, and i tried them.  they're wonderful.  even on the messiest dumps, you can wipe once or twice with regular toilet paper, then wipe once with these things and you're good to go!!  i love them.  i'm so spoiled with them that when i take a dump somewhere other than home, i get frustrated because i don't have them.  i've gotten to where, in the absence of the flushable moist wipes, i'll go wet a paper towel and take it into the stall with me.  it's that bad.  but it's because they're that good.
  
  seriously, you guys should try them.  they're worth it.