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If a synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the other synchronized swimmers have to drown too?  -David Parker         [2 comments]

And i also state the obvious a lot.  -jailbait         [0 comments]

Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.  -Kristian Wilson, Nintendo Inc. - 1989         [2 comments]

zwinger!?  i hardly knew her!!  -matt andress         [0 comments]

new mexico: better than regular mexico.  -dallas merritt         [0 comments]

having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool.  -earl         [0 comments]

a good pun is its own reword.         [0 comments]

i keep getting the 'disk full' message when downloading:  http://*.*         [0 comments]

c:\

c:\spot

c:\spot\run

run spot\run
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quidquid latine dictum sit altum viditur         [6 comments]

fear and faith have the same definition: the belief in what's unseen.  ...  fear says, "God, i have big challenges" -- faith says, "challenges, i have a big God".         [0 comments]

i got an open mind, so why don'cha all get inside?  -beastie boys         [0 comments]

there are 2 rules to being a success in life:  1) never give out all the information.         [0 comments]

the only thing that keeps me from realizing my full potential is the depressing awareness that it probably wouldn't take much time or effort...  -earl         [1 comment]

hey, you should put up a quotes page!!  -like, EVERYBODY         [1 comment]