gogogadgetearl

i work with stan.  he's the man.  he's stan the manly.

1. horns, blue oval, or bowtie?
Really a bowtie guy, but nothing against the B.O. Horns are only for the devil.

2. funniest thing you've ever seen?
Too hard to describe in detail here, so I will outline the main ideas:
I The lanky friend
II Alcohol
III Steep Hill
IV Delusions of running prowess.

3. what are you tired of?
Cold Weather, Bush Bashing (aka Shrub Trimming)

4. jeans, khakis, or slacks?
Depends on the day. khakis today, jeans this afternoon.

5. cry when you laugh hard?
Sometimes snort or fart, but no crying.

[editor's note] - i accidentally asked the same question 2x, so here is the dupe question and the revised question.
6. what are you tired of?
Repeat Questions!
6. last thing you regret doing?
Sticking my _________ in a __________.

7. diet or regular?
diet

8. what keys are on your keyring?
Ah. My life-long goal of key reduction. 2 truck keys.

9. what is on your keyring that is not a key?
Nothing!

10. tv or computer?
Computer. I watch the TV by its reflection in a window. It's not unlike the proven method for safely viewing medusa without turning to stone!

11. who was the last person to make you smile?
I'm too easily entertained to keep track.

12. what is your desktop background?
Map of Wildlife Management Area

13. what do you get a frenchman when he already has a white flag?
...

14. white or wheat?
white

15. who deserves to be shot?
Thieves!

16. work on a car or work on a computer?
Car

17. favorite tv channel?
Any of them. Comedy Central maybe.

18. next major purchase?
new shop

19. latest and greatest or whatever works?
whatever works best. Latest is rarely the greatest.

20. what did you want to do for a living before high school?
Hair Band member or Pro Sk8tR.