20q

this set of 20q is from chad.  he's the associate youth minister and drummer at the church i go to, not to mention a great friend - plus...he can rock your world in halo.

1. shoe size?
Wait, let me check.....11 1/5. But, as we all know, its not the size of the motion, its how you wear your socks on your ship.....wait what?

2. calvin or hobbes?
Without a doubt, Calvin. Maybe its the whole predestination thing.....or the whole falling off the sides of cliffs in a wagon thing....or having a friend that constantly threatens to eat you (COREY)......or the fact that all my teachers are named after demons.....and act like them too....

3. best muppet?
Hello, I'm a drummer....ANIMAL!!!!!

4. how much cash is in your wallet right now?
None.....God bless debit cards.

5. best midnight snack?
Cold pizza and Mt. Dew. Its the most wonderful of treats. Also, anything involving oreo's and ice cream......mmmmmmmmmm

6. coke or pepsi?
Again, Mt. Dew. There is no other option.

7. what goes thru your head when you sit on a toilet seat and it's warm?
I don't use toilets.....just go in the shower......it all goes to the same place.....and saves toilet paper too.......

8. lake or sea?
The sea. There is something about waves crashing and gulls crying that is just enchanting.....plus the sea reminds me of this beautiful girl I know in California.....

9. thing that bothers you the most?
When people touch my food. ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!! I HATE THAT!!!!! And france..... france bothers me A WHOLE LOT! Bunch of morons.....

10. favorite smell?
Hmmmmmmm.....probably my girlfriends perfume.....and MOE's!!!!!!!!

11. when are you going to grow up?
NEVER! I'm working in student ministry, I could get fired if I grow up. Cannot happen. No way.

12. what are you proudest of?
Pride commeth before the fall, Earl. Well, I guess the fact that I have a second cd coming out next week is pretty sweet.

13. best thing about being male?
Ha, you can pee standing up. It's so great. If I had to sit down to pee in some places I would have to have my butt sand blasted to make it clean again. Sand blasting your butt......HEY TJ, ANNOUCEMENT VIDEO!!!!

14. homer simpson or peter griffin?
Is there any contest? Peter Griffin! The Family Guy ROCKS!

15. thing you miss the most?
My Godly, beautiful, amazing, wonderful girlfriend Christy who is in California for a while working as a traveling nurse. Also, excite bike for original nintendo.

16. 'cheese-eating surrender monkeys' best describes the people of what country? [hint, it begins with ' france' and ends with 'sucks']
France has a long history of being the worst country in the world. First they side with Indians, (sorry earl, anyone who trades manhattan for a bunch of beads needs to rethink their logic), then they exile Napoleon, who was the only french man who could ever actually fight in a war, then they go and just LET the nazi's take over most of europe, and now they pull a bunch of crap with the whole Iraq situation. "Bonjour Germans, please, come and kick our butts again!" In the next world war, I say we just let germany keep france. I mean, there would be more sausage! Bottom line, FRANCE SUCKS!

17. the tick?
A creature that latches on to a host body and sucks its blood? The Tick = Women. oh, that one is going to get me in trouble.....

18. what's the best SNL skit?
CELEBRITY JEOPARDY!!!!! "I'll take anal bum covers for a thousand" What a great skit! Rock on Will Ferrel, rock on!

19. chocolate or vanilla?
Vanilla. Oh the sweet creamy goodness of soft serve vanilla ice cream that can be found at chinese buffets and chappy's!

20. which homestarrunner.com character fits you best?
Stong Bad! "Hey the cheat, go get me some grumble cakes!!!!!!"